YO yo people, time's tough ehh?
Being thinking of Part II of F1 to blog but no inspiration yet so maybe next time
Mugging as usual in the tiny hellhole in NUS snuffing things that are better than glue
High everyday and headache every night! LOL
Ever wonder why people can give up their lives while high on glue
While some people who don't wanna die ended up collapsing amidst training in NS?
Life will kick your nutsack if you aint careful with wadcha doing.
Recently, 1 guy and 1 girl committed suicide by jumping off the HDB
And i think its a joke for the guy is heartbroken after a violent breakup
He dragged his supposed GOD-Daughter who is 5 - 6 years younger to die with him
Best of all, the girl jump with him!
Ok we dunno the full story but come on!
Singaporeans are getting popcorns in their brain these days
And so is the MINDEF people!
For goodness sake this is the 4th collapsing incident this year
What the hell did you all do to make so many soldiers die this year??
Never have i heard so many deaths in NS for the past few years
But now when i am about to enter next year you announce so many deaths!
These soldiers just collapsed like Sardines
And best of all they are all fit as a fiddle (PES A )
Morale of the story: Slack whenever you can in the army, Singapore will not have war for the next 100 years, you no need to work so hard for the country until you haven't fight any war and already you are rotting 6 feet under. Take MC whenever you have the slightest of discomfort. Complain if your sergeants wanna tekan you when you are half dead.
MINDEF, please dont break any of the fragile hearts of Singaporean Mum by working their sons to death
Time to slap myself and work harder for the next 2 weeks to finish everything and continue on to the final semester of my SP life.
VROOOM!!
@@THE SINGTEL SINGAPORE GRAND PRIX@@
HAHAHA!! Back to blog on the biggest event in 2008 in Singapore!!
The Singtel Singapore Grand Prix Inaugural Night Race in F1 History!!
The best thing ever to happen in Singapore and it showed some of the potential Singaporean is capable of!
And of course they have attracted many kind foreign soul who have the passion of the race and celebration, and unfortunately some spoilt rich bastards who treated our service crew like shit
3 days of race showed the world we are capable of doing things like this and gave Ferrari team a run for their money
They are sore losers who have lost the race and blame it all on Singapore's race track and the use of safety car.
LOL what a fag he deserves to be shot for the sensational speech he made describing the Marina Bay Street Circuit as a circus track
"When we race on tracks which should be used for the circus, anything can happen including the spectacle of the Safety Car," quoted by Ferrari's Italian president Luca di Montezemolo.
He is a fag that couldnt believe his team, the best in the whole world (currently), didnt win anything, not even score a single point at the SGP finals.
I believe they partied too hard on Saturday after the qualifying match resulting in Massa and Rakkonen claiming 1st and 3rd and Raikkonen claiming fastest lap.
In Raffles Hotel Lounge....
He is the only person to blame SGP (currently) while the others praised and praised SGP.
Alonso won the Singapore Grand Prix, crowned the Prince of Darkness as he also made history, being winner of 1st night race in the whole world.
He must have been blessed with good luck, ate steroids or something..
Maybe he behaved while the other racers fooled around with the SPGs ( Sarong Party Girls) or made love with their Girlfriend.
He sped up from 12th to 7th then 5th then proceed to lead the race and eventually to victory.
Lewis Hamilton claimed 3rd in this 1st Singapore Grand Prix
He must have lost his marbles as he didnt lead in the beginning and got stuck in the 5th and drop to 8th position
Another Lucky one to lead back up to win 3rd later on at the end of the match
Prehaps he found one of his marbles at the end of the road, giving him the sudden luck surge to win 3rd
Maybe he drank Nescafe while driving as i heard that the steering wheel have a button that can feed the driver a drink while driving.
His helmet must have been equipped with the Nescafe he is promoting, not realising that it existed in his helmet until at the end of the match, prehaps he drank it and got raging hormones or something to be able to win 3rd.
Elaine's husband is not a force to be reckoned with and maybe Nescafe bless him with good luck and good money
Massa is one unlucky son of a gun whose team screwed up, and he himself screwed up big time
1) Oil pipe did not get detached and he went off with it, almost killing his whole team if it were steel pipes
2) He himself drop to the 18th position for unsafety drive off and got a penalty of 25 seconds (i think).
3) He crashed to the barrier but was able to recover at the final few rounds, making him the ultimate loser to finish the race.
1 word to describe his performance: Noob
"Oh Great *Thumbs up*, i have dropped my marbles somewhere"
He looked like Food Court 2 Uncle...
Raikkonen lost both his marbles, unable to complete the race by crashing at the last 5 laps, destroying Ferrari's hope of at least getting some points.
The rest of the team were abit gay and i dun wanna talk about it
Check out the priceless pic taken by someone else, dunno who
Angela giving Jiao Bin like wanna cry like that..
Classic.
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I am in charge of F1 Village Merchandise Shop for the past 4 days and its been fun!
Seen lots of happy go along people, drunken ang moh, and fags who wants to try all the shirt size and see the designs but dont want to buy
And some Minister or MP (dun think i dun recognise you!!) pass by our shop, see see look look but dont want to support the Singaporean Economy by buying some items.
I think he piss his pants upon hearing that our cute teddy bear is going for $30 a piece
F1 fuel my adrenaline and i worked like a bull skipping dinner to serve the ever bustling shop front! VROOM VROOM at 135db
Oh ya i also saw our beloved Nathan and some of the racers who gave Jiao Bin when they came out of the Paddock to their vehicles back to their hotel
Well done Singapore Gahmen for the nicely done road and 3 days worth of road closure plus lousy business for Marina Square
And to all the people who provided any form of services for the SGP and those employed by Kelly Services to work for SGP Pte Ltd
Screw Kelly Services for their lousy treatment to the employees, No OT at first until SGP Pte Ltd requested for it, No tapping out for OT workers who worked past 3am for our EZ Link like card for electronic tracking of time in and out for work.
Too bad cause SGP Pte Ltd will not ask for your services next SGP, HAHA
Nice Curves
Crowded with Bangalahs, Track Service Men and wild children
Linus enjoys licking the overhead bridge
Linus enjoys emo-ing under the light facing the SG Flyer..
Nice roads, seats and a very nice electric bill, no wonder our electric bill is raising 20% this month. Too much and we have to contribute abit one way or another..
Haha more updates on my pictures, meanwhile wait for 1 more day for the roads to be cleared for normal traffic flow to resume.
Toodles!
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